Eli Hearts
I'm Eli. 23 years old. English nerd. Whovian. Also obsessed with Firefly, Sherlock, Star Wars, Pride and Prejudice, Disney, Agents of SHIELD, shoes, and various other nerdiness.


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What’s In My Purse?

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 15,345 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Photoset #17

Want to see more?

Canadian Photoset #16

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 11,978 notes

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 135,508 notes

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 396,476 notes
funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

funimationentertainment:

funimationentertainment:

i feel like this should be recorded in a history book

Beyoncé could give me a fucking 25 cent mood ring and i would pee myself i dont even know how nicki is dealing with this

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 40,570 notes

dragimal:

mistletease:

makeshipsnotwar:

eyeslikedust:

thefandomedson:

mage-thing-of-breath:

lodeman:

fairythoughtless:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

no her name means never give up

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

buT GUYS

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 414,756 notes

peggaboo:

You know what I’d really, really wanna watch?

C.S.I. Corus. Port Caynn five-0. Arenaver/ three rivers area murders (based on Midsomer Murders fyi). Just these characters as the N.Y.P.D. or some kind of modern au detective series starring these characters. Or even better: A TV-series based straight off on the Provosts Dog series. Hey, medieval costume drama series and detective/police stories are all in fashion, It’d be perfect! 

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 54 notes

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 48,133 notes

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 288,649 notes
helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

14 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 80,616 notes